Mr. P.C.'s Guide to Jazz Etiquette...

April 2011

Mr. P.C.

Columnist since 2009

Inspired by the cutting edge advice of Abigail Van Buren, the storied bass playing of Paul Chambers, and the need for a Politically Correct doctrine for navigating the minefields of jazz etiquette, I humbly offer my services.

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That they can reach these heights while backing you should be the greatest of compliments, if only you were open to it. The freewheeling, exotic life story that is your song has helped them get in touch with their own unspoken desires. That they restrict you to "one shot" is typical of male sexuality, and you shouldn't be surprised if they fall asleep shortly after the tune ends.

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