Why does it seem like the better the music is on a gig, the less it pays? - Aiden
Well, obviously, better music is more "fun," and therefore less work. The less work you're doing, the less you should get paid.
What part of that don't you "get"? All I can think of is that maybe better music somehow isn't more fun for you; you prefer music that's artless and laborious. But then, you see, since you actually like soul-crushing music, it isn't work for you, so you still don't deserve much pay.
Who should get paid lessother players, for having fun playing better music, or you, for having fun playing worse music? Of course there's no "right" answer, except that all of you should be paid less than a musician who simply hates everything he plays, and thereby totally earns and deserves every penny.
Incidentally, that's why so many jazz musicians refuse to smile on stagethey're trying to jack up their pay!
Dear Mr. P.C.:
How come the minute I accept a gig, I get calls for all these other gigs, and most of them are better than the one I took? Murph E. Slaw
They're not really better; they just look better because you don't have them. It's a textbook example of "The other man's grass is always greener."* That mentality is especially prevalent in the jazz world because of the insidious nature of jazz gigsthe better you get to know them, the worse they turn out to be.
On the positive side: At least you're getting lots of calls. If you weren't getting any calls, then every gig would look good to you. And that would be clinically delusional!
*Or, in Washington and Colorado, "The other man's grass is always stronger."
Dear Mr. P.C.:
I think it was characteristically forward-thinking of Miles Davis to have written Solar, clearly a tribute to green energy. Why does everyone pronounce it "soul-R"? Anton S.
I assume you're referring to other musicians, and I can tell you that they have their own agenda, one that's not the least bit green. Think about it: Jazz artists aren't exactly models of fuel efficiency. In fact, most of them are studies in excess and waste.
Excess: Drummers playing too loud, trumpeters playing too high, and guitarists playing too drunk.
Waste: Saxophonists pillaging boxes of reeds to find one they like, only to trash it after their first bad solo; trumpet players callously dumping their spit on stage instead of recycling it; and pianists stacking up notes in gratuitous chord alterations.
And while these players might argue that they're powered by an alternative energy resourcealcoholit's grossly inefficient, lasting for just a set. Sure, it's renewableeach break it's expelled in the urinal and replenished at the bar. But it's far from sustainable, as we see at the end of the night when the musicians pitch forward headfirst, faces planted in their music, bleary-eyed and slobbery.
Think they're dreaming about biofuel, wind turbines and solar energy, Anton? If you do, I've got a jazz club to sell you, low maintenance and highly profitable, with a stage full of seasoned, sober and smiling musicians!
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